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  • Listening to: Put On Your Sunday Clothes - Hello Dolly
I had to share this because it's so spot-on creepy and hilarious at once :D


1. Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter "Soon...soon..."

2. Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

3. Tell your roommate "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4. While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

5. Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say,"Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

6. Every time your roommate walks in, yell "Hooray, you're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

7. Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining "No, I want to watch them suffer."




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:iconrmcricket:
~RMCricket Jun 10, 2012  Professional Writer
I like it, 'tis a testament to why trolling in real life is better than on the interwebz ;D
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~WuhTehFuh Jun 8, 2012  Student Photographer
This has made my day, I was laughing so hard when I read this.

When I go to University I will definitely do this to my friends XD
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~AloiseBrennan Jun 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Even better, video tape them all!
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:iconwuhtehfuh:
~WuhTehFuh Jun 8, 2012  Student Photographer
My fave is the second one by the way!
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*Jujutsu Jun 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I already do the first one (with the exception of the dialogue). LOL! It's a wonder one of my roommates is moving out.
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:iconaloisebrennan:
~AloiseBrennan Jun 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Now what's missing is switching to different accents every time someone new comes over B)
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*Jujutsu Jun 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Lol. Yes and yes.
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:iconaloisebrennan:
~AloiseBrennan Jun 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Let's see, that means I'd have to work on...British (several different ones, including Liverpool and whatever the heck Keira Knightly does), Swedish, Irish, Scottish, German, Australian, Texan, Tennessee, Brooklyn, Boston, Japanese, and Russian. At least ;)
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:iconxonthecalender:
Ohmigosh, this is pure genious and hilarious :XD: the fourth one is my favourite
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~AloiseBrennan Jun 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Same here XD!
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